273 reviews
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$118The Oyster Smack Inn, Maldon, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom
273 reviews
1/40
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Welcome to The Oyster Smack, a delightful 4-star hotel located in the charming coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom. With its prime location just 0.2mi from the city center, you'll have easy access to all the local attractions and activities.
This pet-friendly hotel offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. From free private parking and WiFi, to a bar and restaurant serving delicious meals, you'll have everything you need at your fingertips. The Oyster Smack also boasts non-smoking rooms, free toiletries, and a private bathroom in every room, guaranteeing a relaxing and enjoyable experience.
With 273 glowing reviews, this hotel has become a favorite among travelers. Guests have praised the attentive staff, clean rooms, and fantastic location. Starting at just $118 per night, The Oyster Smack is the perfect choice for those seeking a memorable and affordable stay in Burnham-on-Crouch.
Book your stay at The Oyster Smack today and discover all that this charming hotel has to offer.
When it comes to dining options, The Oyster Smack has you covered. The hotel features a restaurant called Ambiances, which offers a delightful culinary experience. Whether you're looking for a family-friendly atmosphere, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, Ambiances has it all. The restaurant serves up mouthwatering British cuisine that is sure to please even the most discerning palates.
To make your stay even more convenient, The Oyster Smack accepts a variety of payment methods. Whether you prefer to use cash or card, you'll find that the hotel accommodates your needs. Accepted payment methods include Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro. So you can choose the option that works best for you and enjoy a hassle-free experience.
When it comes to accommodations, The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms to suit every traveler's needs. From the Classic Double Room to the Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed, there is something for everyone. Each room is tastefully furnished and provides a spacious, comfortable environment for your stay. With amenities such as free toiletries and a private bathroom, you can relax and unwind after a long day of exploring the coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch.
Closest airports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miRestaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
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Classic
1 Double Bed
130 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Our Classic Double Room offers 129 sqft of comfortable space for 2 adults. Enjoy the privacy of a private bathroom, relax with a flat-screen TV, and take advantage of the provided amenities like a shower, free toiletries, and more.
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Deluxe
1 King Size Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Enjoy a comfortable stay in our Deluxe Double Room. With a spacious 172 sqft, a luxurious King size bed, and modern amenities including a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, this room is perfect for couples seeking relaxation and convenience. Smoking is not allowed in this non-smoking room.
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Superior, King/Twin
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
1 Twin Bed
1 Sofa Bed
270 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our spacious Superior Double Room, perfect for couples seeking a comfortable stay. With a generous size of 269 sqft, a king size bed, private bathroom, and a flat-screen TV, you're bound to have a delightful and relaxing experience.
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Superior
270 sqft
Flat-screen TV
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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests.
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Deluxe, 2 Bed
175 sqft
Flat-screen TV
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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests. The unit has 2 beds.
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Deluxe Family
1850 sqft
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8.3
273 reviewsCategories of assessments
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Value for money
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Featured reviews:
Kim
9.1
July 2024
It was very quaint, restaurant had a lot of choice. The room we had was lovely. Very clean and white bedding.
It was on a main road that was very busy. We were given a room at the front. It was unbelievably noisy There was also a bus stop just below our room. When people were saying their goodbyes we could hear every word. I would imagine it would have been much more peaceful at the back The stairwell was a bit dark and needed better lighting.
Janet
8.2
November 2022
Room, comfortable, warm, clean, good nights sleep. Friendly staff on arrival.
That I wasn't in an outside room, didn't know at booking that I had a room in the pub. Outside room would have been preferable because of my luggage. I had stayed there before and had an outside room. Please make clear room allocation at time of booking. The sink in the bathroom didn't empty properly, the shower sprayed water over the bathroom floor, there was a lot of banging noise after 8 am, the staff on duty at check out didn't ask about my experience.
Steven
10
September 2023
Excellent hotel, brilliant food amd the service was amazing. We struggled to get a taxi to a wedding and Trevor, the owner, took us there. First class guest experience.
Nothing at all, we could not fault anything, and any guest would really struggle to find any thing issue, and if they did, I have no doubt it would corrected immediately.
Mandy
9.1
December 2023
The pub and room was warm and welcoming, and very clean.
Unfortunately the mattress on the bed wasn’t very comfortable, as a result myself and my husband didn’t have a great nights sleep.apart from our bed being not very comfortable, everything else about the hotel was fine, would definitely stay there again.
Keith
8.2
November 2024
good location easy parking
had a problem with the electrics tripping out ,as it was late at night staff had gone home no contact phone No in the room, we had to go without TV and tea making for the rest of the night, room for improvement.
Mirabelle
9.1
November 2024
It was lovely to celebrate Mum's birthday with a great meal and then for the whole family to stay over. Sixteen of us and two dogs! Staff and rooms were great. Lovely food too.
Wish we had more time to look around!
Karen
9.1
June 2024
Enjoyed a nice steak dinner on arrival. Very friendly helpful staff. Room well equipped, clean and comfortable with nice toiletries, a good shower, comfortable bed. Quiet rooms outside of the main inn.
All was good, limited parking though.
Jane
8.2
January 2025
Location was perfect, my family live in Burnham, so was a great location. The evening meal in the restaurant was good, lovely atmosphere.
We were disappointed with the breakfast. Only luke warm.
Lindsay
10
December 2024
Very comfortable bed, nice warm room. Excellent location, and the restaurant is superb.
Bathroom was very small, as were bedside tables. Not much room for clothes apart from wardrobe.
Karen
8.2
August 2024
Big rooms. Friendly staff
No cooked breakfast during the week. 1 shower gel on the towels had been used
Attractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAttractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAirports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miRestaurant #1
Cuisines
Ambiances
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Accessibility
Entire unit located on ground floor
Bathroom
Bathtub or shower
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Private Bathroom
Shower
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Linens
Wardrobe or closet
Food & Drink
Bar
Breakfast in the room
Kids' meals
Restaurant
Special diet meals (on request)
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
General
Family rooms
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Pet Friendly
Smoke-free property
Internet
Free wifi
Kitchen
Electric kettle
Living Area
Sofa
Media & Technology
Flat-screen TV
TV
Parking
Free Private Parking
Parking On Site
Physical distancing
Cashless payment available
Contactless check-in/out
Room Amenities
Fold-up bed
Socket near the bed
Sofa bed
Safety & security
24-hour security
CCTV in common areas
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
From 14:00
Until 21:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:00
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
Children 18 and above will be charged as adults at this property.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
0 - 1 years
Extra bed upon request
$27 per child per day
Cot upon request
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2+ years
Extra bed upon request
$27 per person per day
The price in GBP has been converted to show you the approximate price in USD.
Additional fees are not calculated automatically in the total cost and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The maximum number of cribs, extra beds, and children allowed in existing beds can vary depending on the option booked.
All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.
Visa,
American Express,
Mastercard,
Maestro,
Cash only
This property accepts cash.
Is The Oyster Smack pet-friendly?
Yes, you can stay with your pet at The Oyster Smack hotel. However, please note that charges may apply and you will need to request permission beforehand.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
While the stay at The Oyster Smack offers a flexible check-in window between 02:00 PM and 09:00 PM, the check-out is fixed at 11:00 AM.
Can guests park for free at The Oyster Smack?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel offers free private on-site parking that does not require prior reservation.
How much does a stay at The Oyster Smack cost?
Starting rates at The Oyster Smack begin from $118. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.
What are the room types available at The Oyster Smack?
The Oyster Smack hotel offers Classic Double Rooms, Deluxe Double Rooms, and Superior Double Rooms. The rooms are all double occupancy and do not allow smoking. The room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 269 sqft and the beds range from a Double bed to a King size bed with additional sofa beds or twin beds available in some rooms.
What is there to do in The Oyster Smack?
Guests at The Oyster Smack can enjoy their time by taking advantage of the leisure amenities provided. The hotel offers a bar where guests can relax and enjoy their favorite drinks in a comfortable atmosphere. In addition to the bar, The Oyster Smack has a restaurant on-site, which provides a range of dining experiences. Whether guests are looking for a family-friendly environment, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, the restaurant can cater to their preferences. The menu at the restaurant offers British cuisine, providing guests with an opportunity to indulge in local flavors. Whether guests choose to enjoy a delicious meal at the restaurant or unwind with a drink at the bar, there are ample options for them to have a memorable time at The Oyster Smack.
Does The Oyster Smack have on-site restaurants?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel has restaurants on site.
What methods of payment does The Oyster Smack accept?
The Oyster Smack accepts payment in the form of cash, as well as popular credit cards such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro.
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